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Funny Jokes Dirty

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Go fuck yourself.

A priest and a lawyer walk into a bar

Go fuck yourself.

Knock Knock

Go fuck yourself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Go fuck yourself.

Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

A: Go fuck yourself.

My wife told me to stop impersonating flamingos.

Go fuck yourself.

Wash my clothes for me.

Go fuck yourself.

What do you get when you cross a corncob pipe with a windmill?

Go fuck yourself.

What did the mayonnaise say to the ketchup?

Go fuck yourself.

A dog and a goldfish ate soup in a gazebo.

Go fuck yourself.

What do you get when you cross a spatula with a toucan?

Go fuck yourself.